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If God Was An Advert Guy...


#1: Please don't drink and drive. You're not ready to meet me yet. 

#2: If you miss the sunrise I made for you today, never mind. I'll make you another one tomorrow.

#3: How can you possibly be self-made? I specially recall creating you.

#4: What do I have to do to get your attention? Take out an ad in the newspaper?

#5: If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at my masterpiece in the mirror.

#6: Could you imagine the price of air if were brought to you by another supplier?

#7. Earthlings, don't treat me like an alien!

#8: Don't forget your umbrella. I might water the plants today.

#9: I think you're the most beautiful person in the world. Okay, so I'm biased.


(PS: Content curated from various sources)


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